Lesson One

"Ye slaves, and from the miser-earth

the authors take him for an author,

and the artists for an artist,

As I was walking among the fires of Hell

In brilliant usurpature: thus caught spark."

(a No Writers poem)

Ok. Call me Ishmael.

Kiddin'. Call me The Sergent. The N-Owa squad chief Sergent Fitzgerald salute you, kids.

Well, this is the first training lesson, and it's easy. I'll tell you How to become a No Writers Agent. Do you like the Poem up there?

It's a typical No Writers Poem.

It Is a Medley, nothing more, a medley of four great poems, by Keats, Whitman, Blake & Browning. But it's smart, isn't it? And it sounds New, too.

Do we Need anything more? Do we Need a New Stupid Writer (sorry: a Stupid New Writer, I mean) in this land of Hell named Earth? Start practice with the Lesson two (next).

                            sgt. Fitzgerald

How to recognize a Stupid New Writer. There are signs, like crop in the rye, lights in the sky and an huge amount of unhappiness all around a Stupid New Writer. Usually, a SNW bothers Established Old Writers (already known as GN-OWI). We